Is God a developer whose licensing agreement we continually break?

In the Bible, God lists a whole heap of crap you can't do with your Earth product. But some people go breaking the licensing agreement that they implicitly agreed to by being born. Usually, they install homosexuality or something, and that really makes him mad. His fundamentalist employees say that God released various methods for controlling and deleting unauthorized software, but there are always workarounds like condoms or dwelling outside of the presence of God.|||Dwelling beyond the presence of the Eternal is not beyond the monitoring of the Eternal. All His programs have been put into the public domain, if only we can unravel the loops.