How you know your too drunk !!!?

10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.





9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.





8. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.





7. Your idea of cutting back is less salt.





6. You can focus better with one eye closed.





5. You fall off the floor.





5. The whole bar greets you when you come in.





4. You haven't had a driver's license in such a long time that you have forgotten what one looks like.





3. Roseanne looks good.





2. You don't recognize your wife/husband unless seen through bottom of glass.





1. You spent more time on the floor than you do standing up.|||Mom, is that you?|||hahahaha|||Not bad 7/10|||I know I'm too drunk when I want to throw up but can't get to the loo because I can't stand up.|||sobering thought.lol|||lol. I know I'm drunk when I say the classic 'But I'm not even drunk!' Haha, or bushes look very inviting places to sleep on your way home. Last time I was drunk I fell in some sick, which wasnt even mine. Lovley!!|||hahaha


brilliant|||Very good|||lol|||When someone calles out TAXI!. lol. People call TAXI when you drop your drink. I think that if you drop your drink its time to go home. lol|||haha..





I'll keep those in mind. :)|||lol crazy|||it is impossible to be too drunk!