Spiritually dreaming.. I dreamt the Earth was flat.?

How would you react to this?





I dreamt that I was a scientist who came up to the conclusion that the earth was flat. I presented my bold theory to the the various journals around the world.


The ruling system however, believed that the world is round. Soon, I was getting a lot of feedback from other people. It seemed the ruling system got hold of my study and summoned me to their fortress.


As I arrived, I was quickly rushed to a chamber. I realized I was being put into trial.., for.. heresy.


The trial went on as the ruling system planned it. I was stripped of my title, my license, and my social welfare benefits, then sent to jail.


They told me that they were being generous, because they originally planned for me to be beheaded.., on world TV.


While in jail, I reviewed my theory.., and still arrived with my original conclusion. Soon I was informed that the sentence for me has been modified.. I was going to be beheaded after all..





The day of my execution finally arrived.. As I was escorted down the guillotine, the scene changed..


I was in the living room eating popcorn, conversing with a goat and a sheep on how the present system of governance is inefficient in meeting the needs of the population. The sheep proposed a solution, then me and the goat both agreed..





Then I woke up. I tried to remember the data that led me to conclude that the earth was flat.. I could not remember them.., but they were so real when I was dreaming. I also tried to remember the solution proposed by the sheep.. I could not remember it either..





Strange.|||Not exactly sure where you would find it, but try google, look under "foods - dreams" or something. There are some foods that if you eat too close to bedtime will give you very vivid and/or weird dreams. Avoid those in the future. A shot or two of vodka about an hour before bedtime also helps you sleep better.|||Cool story bro :||||so what?? this isnt dreams here....it doesnt interest me...TIRH|||'Spiritually dreaming. I dream't the Earth was flat.'


Don't ran to far then!|||How would I react? Personally, I'd say you started reading Discworld books by Terry Pratchett, haven't you? (LOL)





But seriously.....sounds like you've been watching the news before bed.....that always lead to strange dreams.....





How would I react if I dreamed that one? I'd probably wake up feeling all out of sorts.......make sense out of it? Well, Discworld and the news is the best I can do......|||Well? I would guess the goats are the nations that would behead you for believing the earth was flat.|||The fundies dream that every night, Kel. It gives some semblance of truth to their Bible "realities."